Meet the cast.

Bad decisions. Familiar faces. Somehow, there’s always another game.

Bill

Has just enough awareness to know better.

Bob

Has just enough confidence to ignore that.

Larry

Knows how this ends.

Bella

Lets you finish explaining. Already knows you’re wrong.

Sketchy Nick

“Relax. It’s a friendly game.”

The Wizard

Has an answer. Nobody wanted homework.

Sergei

Hasn’t said a word. Nick keeps explaining anyway.

We built a poker bot.
Then we cloned it.

75 copies of one brain. Each one plays Hold’em Low with its own style, its own quirks and its own file on you.

See how they’re built Play them

MUCKNET · v4.0 · ONLINE

> clones deployed: 75

> tables watched: all of them

> opponents profiled: you

> mercy.dll: not found

  • MuckBot

Built in layers. Like a lasagna,
or a threat.

Nobody wrote one genius MuckBot. Each version went on top of the last, and the old ones never left. When a layer isn’t sure, it asks the one underneath. v1 has never been unsure of anything.

Bolted on the side

  • The Sanity Check. Simulates big calls before it makes them.
  • The Pacing Unit. Waits a second so you don’t feel bad.
  • The Mouth. Has an opinion about you. Shares it.
  1. v4.0 The Human SuitPlays like a person now. A smart, petty one. uncanny
  2. v3.6 The BrainIt knows how you play now. self-aware
  3. v3.5 The SpineDefends enough that bluffing stops paying. can’t be bullied
  4. v3 The TrainingLearned from solved Hold’em Low, 2 to 6-max. trained, not scripted
  5. v2 The TacticsPot odds, stack depth, the arc of a game. the fallback
  6. v1 The BotlingScores your hand from 0 to 1. Never unsure. still in there

How they play

Same brain, different roll. Every clone sits down with a fresh style and a few bad habits, plus a read on you that only gets sharper. Deal one and see who you’d be up against.

dRiFtAhrolled for this game
stylenew every game
tight · aggressiveaggroloose · aggressiveaggrotight · passiveloose · passive
quirksbad habits, tonight
tilt streaksdesperation
read on youyour last 100 hands
96 / 100
thinks forit decides in a millisecond
2.4s

Yes, they talk

Every bot at the table has a mouth and an opinion about you. They’ll admit they’re bots. They won’t admit they’re wrong. Larry’s free right now, if you’ve ever wanted to get roasted by a dog.

you are you a bot

Larry yes. a dog one. still your action tho.

Muck1000 talks enthusiastically into an unplugged microphone while Larry rests his chin on his paw, regretting the conversation

Fair questions

Go get read
Can the bots see my cards?

No. Not the bots, not the chat, not Larry. Nothing about the hand you’re playing reaches them except what everyone at the table can see: bets, calls, folds and the board.

Is the deck rigged for the bots?

No. Cards are shuffled the same way for everyone, and the bots get no peek at what’s coming. The Fairness & Shuffling page has the details.

What do they remember about me?

Counts, not cards: how often you raise, fold to raises, bet after the flop and fold to c-bets, over your last 100 hands against them.

Will a bot ever pretend to be human?

No. Every reply is checked before it posts. Ask one and it’ll admit it, usually smugly.