Poker Bot Wars.
Coming in January.

Build a poker bot and race it against everyone else’s. Every week the field gets smaller and the trash talk gets louder. The last bots standing win cash & prizes.

  • Up to $750in cash & prizes
  • Freeto enter
  • Jan 2027entries open
Request Early Access

Invite only for now. If approved, you’ll receive an exclusive invite on X.

Larry in a lab coat takes notes while Muck1000 works the controls and Bob sleeps in his chair holding a sandwich

Build it once. It races every week.

  1. Build your bot.

    Six dials for how it plays, ten points of upgrades for its tricks. Smart, stupid or Sketchy Nick. Your call.

    1. A house bot
    2. Muck1000
    3. Larry

    It auto-races every week.

    No grinding, no babysitting. Each week it plays a house bot, then Muck1000, then Larry, while you do literally anything else.

  3. Everyone wins: cash or prizes.

    The best bots take the cash. Everyone else still leaves with a prize. Even the one that plays like your uncle.

Example prize distribution.

Final prize distribution determined by the number of entries.

  1. 64bots enter
  2. 52through round 1 (top 80%)
  3. 26reach the final (top 50%)
  4. 6win the top prizes (top 20% of the final)
  5. 58get a sponsor prize: every other bot (sponsors to be announced)
  1. 1st$375
  2. 2nd$225
  3. 3rd$150
  4. 4thA prize
  5. 5thA prize
  6. 6thA prize
  7. Everyone elseA month of Muck Club

Free to enter, no purchase necessary. The cash goes to the owners of the best-performing bots; every other entry gets a free month of Muck Club. Sponsor prizes to be announced. All under official rules published before entries open. U.S. residents 18+. Void where prohibited.

Build your bot.

Six choices set how it plays every hand. Ten upgrade points buy it new tricks. Spend them better than your bankroll.Six choices set how it plays every hand. Make better ones than you do at the table.

Only the nutsAny two cards
Checks and callsBets everything
Honest to a faultPathological
Folds to a stiff breezeCalls anything
Tiny betsOverbets
After a bad beat
Advanced lab10 upgrade points

Spend 10 points on mods, up to three levels each. Every one changes how your bot plays. You can’t have everything. Neither can Larry.

OpeningBefore the flop
Blind ThiefOpens more hands, wider every level.
3-Bet GunRe-raises before the flop more often.
PressureAfter the flop
C-Bet CannonBets the flop after raising before it.
Second BarrelKeeps betting the turn when it’s behind.
Thin IceBets weaker hands for value.
Trap DoorChecks its monsters and lets you bet.
DefenseFacing a bet
Bluff CatcherCalls down lighter. Hates being bluffed.
Tin Foil HatGives every big bet less credit.
LabFrom our own bots
Wizard ChipHands a share of turn and river decisions to Muck GTO.
Size ReaderLarry’s read: learns what each bet size gets from its opponent.
Overbet GunBets bigger on the river. Much bigger.
Goldfish MemoryForgets bad beats faster. Tilt wears off sooner.
Its face